February 2012
82 posts
When the substitute teacher is fine as fuck
im-a-walking-paradox:
*Sends text to crush*
*Checks phone every 5 seconds for no reason*
*Receives text*
*Jumps and has a heart-attack*
*New Text Message From Mom*
Me: You a bitch
Girl: I'm not a bitch
Me: You a bad bitch
Same girl: Thanks
i cant believe i almost lost my life yesterday...
Slave to the pussy
Remember her?
Reblog and Click the photo to see her now
Preparing to have childhood ruined.
OMFGGGGGGGGGGG WHAAATTTTTTT
HOLY SHIT
Its safe to say...i am completely in love with...